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ElonMuskle

Sacred philosophy

Three rules. Zero explanations. Transmitted from low Mars orbit, engraved on a protein bar.

001

“Not even in zero gravity.”

Thou shalt train the legs, for the legs carry the rocket, and the rocket carries the pump to Mars.

  • Low gravity is not an excuse. It is a free PR.
  • Squat depth must be measured in light-seconds.
  • Calves are not optional. Calves are a launch requirement.
Elon Muskle hitting a double-biceps pose on the surface of Mars, glancing over his shoulder

002

“The best rest day is no rest day.”

Thou shalt question every requirement, delete every excuse, and only then optimize the set.

  • Pressing in front of a nervous robot? Do it with posture.
  • A failed lift is just a rapid unscheduled disassembly of your ego.
  • Every rep is a test flight. Every PR is a successful landing.
A humanoid robot nervously spotting Elon Muskle's bench press

003

“Unless someone questions your gains.”

Thou shalt laugh at everything, except a direct insult to thy biceps, which demands a formal flex-off at 3am.

  • Kissing your own bicep is self-care.
  • Respond to criticism with a double flex. Then lift off.
  • Every argument can be won with sufficient pump.
Elon Muskle kissing his own flexed bicep

Words of absolute wisdom

Knowledge is temporary. Muskle is eternal.

I don't follow trends. Trends follow my lats.
— Elon Muskle