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Places, objects, attributes and lifestyle choices that make the legend what he is. Verified by nobody.
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Officially unconfirmed.
Nobody knows where Elon Muskle trains.
Some believe it is a four-million-square-foot facility containing exactly one squat rack.
Some think it is an ordinary garage that he insists is a gigafactory.
The truth remains officially classified.
Legendary Object
Lands itself back on the rack. Usually.
A stainless-steel barbell is one of Elon Muskle's most iconic possessions.
He claims it re-racks itself after every set, landing vertically on a drone platform in the middle of the gym.
Witnesses describe the success rate as “improving.”
Attribute
Engineered, not grown. Allegedly.
His training regimen remains a trade secret.
Rumors include benching a rocket booster, curling a stainless-steel pickup truck, and using a launch tower as a pull-up bar.
Nobody has ever successfully verified these claims. He says the footage drops next year.
Lifestyle
A legend never clocks out.
Elon Muskle treats every day like launch day.
He sleeps under the squat rack, drinks protein at Mach 2, and posts gym updates at 3am to an audience of mostly bewildered astronauts.
Rest days have been deleted. The best part is no part.
Coming to the universe
Slots reserved for future characters, rivals, planets and events. Muskle has approved them in advance.